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Curses upon the House of Microsoft forevermore

O House of Microsoft, thou hast begotten evil progeny by the name of Internet Explorer. I curse thee, Internet Explorer, and all of thine. I bid the Furies come to my aid. O Great Erinyes, you punish when mere humans are without the ability. Alecto, bring fire among the House of Microsoft so that they might see their misdeeds. Megaera, root out the evil inherent in Internet Explorer so that my page might load properly when it is perfectly coded, as is reflected in the bright Firefox of Goodness. Tisiphone, cast a shadow of shame among those who would still use the malevolent browser when better are everywhere to be found. I seek the wrath which you carry to make right the courses of the world. O Furies, I send thee for your feast!!

Um. I wrote this one time when I was upset about css coding. Think of it as stress relief?